So I cracked and went to see Star Trek last night. I know it was a J.J Abrams movie and that I should consider it as star trek light. A friend who had seen it on Friday even told me to unplug the Trekkie side of my brain and just enjoy the movie. I did just that and I felt that it was a good movie at the time!
The problem with the brain is you might be able to unplug it for two hours but it still remember what you do in that time period unless you are very inebriated. I was about to go to sleep unfortunately sober when the Trekkie side of my brain went from 0 to warp 9.9 in a second!
“What the fuck! Did they just blew up Vulcan?” Was what sent me into full blown Trekkie mode.
Follow pretty closely with.
“Since when did Starfleet put cadet on a starship?” Alright that not fair you have to take Wrath of Kahn into account but the Enterprise was a ship school at the start of that movie and it was stated as such. And also all that Wesley Crusher crap on TNG well J.J get a pass on that one.
The last straw that did it was.
“What the hell they dump his ass on an ice planet never mind proper protocol for treating prisoner and is that convenient that Kirk happen to stumble upon old Spock and young Scott!”
After that I really needed a beer... Too bad the fucking fridge is empty!
"And since when did mining ship get more armament than a starship?" and "What the hell is that red shit and if just a pinch can cause a black hole what the hell do you carry that much of the stuff around anyway?"
Now am really wishing for a massive invasion by The Borg to assimilate the Federation and end this farce! Hey that a reboot I can get behind the Federation get assimilated and we follow the survivor trying to find a home away from the Borg. Why does it sound so familiar? I wonder if we could get Ron Moore to come back to Star Trek...
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